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Baby Amanda:  What did the lamb say to the Big Bad Wolf?
 

Baby Bill:  I give up.  What did the lamb say?
 

Baby Amanda:  Baaaaaaaaaaack off, Big Baaaaaaaaaaad Wolf!

Baby Bill:  You're reaching now, Baby Amanda.
 

Baby Amanda:  Sorry, I'm just so vexed with BeBe for not choosing us immediately.
 

What do these girls want anyway?
 

We're trying to give them the delightful opportunity
 

to have our undevoted love and attention for a whole day
 

and even promising them untold riches doesn't seem to do the trick.
 

Baby Bill:  Well, Willa is sure to be more practical.
 

Here she comes now.
 

Baby Amanda and Baby Bill in unison:  Happy Easter, Willa!²
Please adopt us.  We are very special lambs.
 

We promise to grow the most special fleece for you -- pure GOLDEN fleece!
 

You'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams!  Please adopt us to make all your dreams come true!
 

Baby Amanda:  What!?!  I am shocked and amazed at the lack of good decision-making on the part of the girls.
 

Baby Bill:  Well, you have to admit, Baby Amanda, that it's hard to compete with a legend like Lamb Chop.
 

Baby Amanda:  Oh, I suppose you're right but Lamb Chop looks like she's sticking out her tongue at us.

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