Mrs. Robertson

(Please click on the note to start the music.)

We're here to sing a little song and dance for you today.
 

We'd like to make it happy so you'll smile.
 

Hum and hoof along and you will throw your cares away.
 

Sing along if you can stay in tune.

~

And here's to you, Mrs. Robertson

Doll Land loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo

Life bless you please, Mrs. Robertson

Doll Land holds a place for those who play,

hey hey hey

Hey hey hey

~

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
 

We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
 

Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
 

Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

~

And here's to you, Mrs. Robertson
 

Doll Land loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
 

Life bless you please, Mrs. Robertson
 

Doll Land holds a place for those who play,

hey hey hey

Hey hey hey

~

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

It's a little secret, just the Robertsons' affair

Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids

~

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robertson

Doll Land loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
 

Life bless you please, Mrs. Robertson
 

Heaven holds a place for those who play,

hey hey hey
 
 

Hey hey hey!
. . .

STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!!
. . .
 

Mel-O:  I'm on the phone with Paul Simon's legal people.
 

Baby Amanda:  What?!? Paul Simon has people?  Legal people?!?  Oops!
 

Mel-O:  His attorney informs me that you are engaging in copyright infringement!
 

Baby Bill:  Baby Amanda, I thought you said you cleared this with ASCAP.
Baby Amanda:  Well, I wanted to, but. . .
 

Baby Bill:  But what, Baby Amanda?
 

Baby Amanda:  Do you know how much they charge just for any performance of a song?
To say nothing of getting permission to change the lyrics.
Believe me, it was not worth it!!!

 It would have cut into my Coca-Cola
 

and chocolate budget.
 

And which would you rather deal with:

an attorney
 

and potential jail time --

. . .

OR

. . .
 

me without my Coca-Cola and chocolate?

. . .
 

Baby Bill:  Good choice, Baby Amanda!

. . .
 

Baby Amanda, Baby Bill and Mel-O in unison:

Happy Birthday, Viv --
our Mrs. Robertson!