New Year's Resolutions
Baby Amanda: My New Year's
Resolutions:
I promise to drink Coca-Cola every
single day.
I also promise that NO chocolate
will ever go to waste in Doll Land.
Baby Bill: Aren't resolutions
supposed to be changes for the better, Baby Amanda?
Baby Amanda: Nothing is better
than my daily fixes of Coca-Cola and Chocolate, Baby Bill.
Ooh, I have a resolution for you:
I promise that Baby Bill will do
Pilates at least 5 times per week.
Baby Bill: You don't make
New Year's Resolutions for others, Baby Amanda.
Baby Amanda: The CEO does.
So I can, too.
And I can think of several other
people who need to have resolutions made for them.
Baby Bill: I hear you, Baby
Amanda.
Let's make a list.
(Please
click on the note to start the music.)
New Year's Resolutions. . .
That We'd Like to Make for Others
Britney Spears: I promise
to never leave home without my knickers.
Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Knickers in a twist are better than no knickers at all.
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Mel Gibson: I promise to
always think before speaking.
Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Open mouth -- do NOT insert foot.
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"Lost" Producers: We promise
to diligently search for the lost "Lost" plot.
Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
A plot is a terrible thing to waste.
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Kirstie Alley: I promise
to follow the WeightWatcher's Diet.

Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Cheers to NO Bikinis.
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Cher: I promise that "I Got
You, Babe."

Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
"And The Beat Goes On."
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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:
I promise I'll be back.

Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Return to Sender.
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Oprah Winfrey: I promise
to spread my wealth.
Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Money for nothin', get your kicks for free.
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Tom Cruise: I promise to
keep my opinions to myself.
Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
What a fool believes!
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George Clooney: I promise
to preserve my good looks and charm.
Baby Amanda : I second that
emotion!
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Susan Sarandon: I promise
to try to make the world a better place.

Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Dammit Janet! We love you!
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Happy New Year!!!