New Year's Resolutions
 

Baby Amanda:  My New Year's Resolutions:

I promise to drink Coca-Cola every single day.
I also promise that NO chocolate will ever go to waste in Doll Land.
 


Baby Bill:  Aren't resolutions supposed to be changes for the better, Baby Amanda?
 


Baby Amanda:  Nothing is better than my daily fixes of Coca-Cola and Chocolate, Baby Bill.
Ooh, I have a resolution for you:
I promise that Baby Bill will do Pilates at least 5 times per week.
 


Baby Bill:  You don't make New Year's Resolutions for others, Baby Amanda.
 


Baby Amanda:  The CEO does.  So I can, too.
And I can think of several other people who need to have resolutions made for them.
 


Baby Bill:  I hear you, Baby Amanda.
Let's make a list.
 

(Please click on the note to start the music.)
 

New Year's Resolutions. . .
That We'd Like to Make for Others
 


Britney Spears:  I promise to never leave home without my knickers.


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  Knickers in a twist are better than no knickers at all.

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Mel Gibson:  I promise to always think before speaking.


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  Open mouth -- do NOT insert foot.

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"Lost" Producers:  We promise to diligently search for the lost "Lost" plot.


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  A plot is a terrible thing to waste.

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KIRSTIE ALLEY photo
Kirstie Alley:  I promise to follow the WeightWatcher's Diet.


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  Cheers to NO Bikinis.

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Cher:  I promise that "I Got You, Babe."


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  "And The Beat Goes On."

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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:  I promise I'll be back.


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  Return to Sender.

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Oprah Winfrey:  I promise to spread my wealth.


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  Money for nothin', get your kicks for free.

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Tom Cruise:  I promise to keep my opinions to myself.
 


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  What a fool believes!

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George Clooney:  I promise to preserve my good looks and charm.


Baby Amanda :  I second that emotion!

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Susan Sarandon:  I promise to try to make the world a better place.


Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:  Dammit Janet!  We love you!

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Happy New Year!!!













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