School Day
 

Baby Bill:  Rise and Shine, Baby Amanda!  It's time for school!

Baby Amanda:  School?!?  You can't be serious, Baby Bill.

Baby Bill:  Yes, I am quite serious and we are late -- very late for a very important date.
Baby Amanda:  I need a few more Zzzzzzzzzzz's, Baby Bill.  Wake me later.
Baby Bill:  Get up now, Baby Amanda.  School will be fun and you know it.

Baby Amanda:  Oh, all right, but I was having such a great chocolate dream.
Baby Bill:  The one where everyday is your birthday?

And everyone gives you chocolate?

Baby Amanda:  Yes!  It could happen.  I just have to figure out one more little teensy detail about the Time-Space Continuum and it's Happy Birthday to Me and Hello Unending Supply of Chocolate.

Baby Bill:  If you had mastered the Time-Space Continuum to the degree you think you have, we wouldn't be so late already.  Oh well, I'll rest just a bit while you finish getting ready.  But hurry!  The bell will be ringing soon.

BabyAmanda:  I'm almost ready.  Ooh!  I hope it's the big church bell that has the wonderful mellow sound instead of some annnoying electrical contraption.

Baby Bill:  Okay, we're all set!  Let's head out.
Baby Amanda:  Forward HO!!!

Baby Amanda:  Baby Bill, you don't think they'll expect us to stay at school, do you?

Baby Bill:  Oh no!  We've had a great education in Doll Land already and we'll only be visiting.

Baby Amanda:  Whew!  I was starting to worry!

Baby Bill:  We're here!

Baby Amanda:  And here's her office!

Baby Amanda and Baby Bill in unison:
On behalf of the CEO and all the girls in Doll Land, we want to wish you a very Happy Belated Birthday, Principal Ivy!  And we're only 18 days late.

We hope you like apples.