Here in the snowy Alps, we came across beings so special, so unique, so rarified that we simply had to investigate further.

On almost any winter day in any year,
we can find them sooshing and swooshing down the slopes on their skis.  During the 2006 Winter Olympics, they have been out every day and have dominated their field by winning gold medals in every event they entered.  Being natural creatures who protect their privacy and anonymity,
they have been hard to corner for an interview,
but after great patience we finally have a

Doll Land Exclusive.

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Alpine Ski Bunnies
 

Mel-O Ski Bunny*:

Being a hairless ski bunny, I am more aerodynamic.
 

Lyndsey¹  Ski Bunny:

I ski like I was born on skis.  In fact, I was!
 

Baby Bill Ski Bunny:

Ski Bunnies are the mightiest species of bunnies.
 

Vanesa² Ski Bunny:

I think the stork must have made a mistake!
 

Baby Amanda Ski Bunny:

Swooshing is my favorite thing
(next to chocolate and Coca Cola, of course).
 

Leese³ Ski Bunny:

I'm the youngest Ski Bunny.
 

Mel-O Ski Bunny Clone:

Do not check behind my ear for a "C."
That's just rude.
 

Lyndsey Ski Bunny:

We ski in all the Alpine Skiing events,
 

Vanesa Ski Bunny:

but our specialty
 

Leese Ski Bunny:

is the Super-G.
 

Baby Amanda Ski Bunny:

"G"

As in

"Super-Gene!"

 
 
 

Baby Bill Ski Bunny:

I think I need a new agent!
 
 
 

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