Mel-O and Elvis:
Olympic Ice 2006

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We're at the final of the Olympic Ice Hockey competition in Torino.
So far the battles between the various teams have been savage.
Let's see if the trend continues. . . .

The 4 wunderkind spawn of Figure Skating Silver-Medalist, Elvis Stojko,
face off against their fiercest rival, Mel-O, of Doll Land.
 

Such raging animal testosterone on one hockey rink is likely to melt the ice.
 

We're almost afraid to continue watching, yet we are mesmerized by their ferociousness.
 

They size each other up and review their stategy.
 

Have any competitors ever been this determined!?!
 

Their raw power is both awe-inspiring and humbling.
 

All the pucks are in position. . .
 

Elvis, Jr. assumes his stance. . .
 

They each take aim. . .
 

Mel-O waits calmly, returning each gaze with a confident stare.
 

Ooh!  We really can't watch! . . . But wait! . . .
 

The pucks all arrive at the feet of Mel-O just a little short of their goal!
Each Elvis senses his doom.

Mel-O pauses and prepares. . .
 

Mel-O methodically clears each puck from his path. . .
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This time we really can't watch. . .
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The sound of the mayhem brings shrieks from the crowd!
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Has there ever been carnage of such vast proportion!?!
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Olympic Ice Hockey will never be the same!
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The Elvis Team curse their fate.
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Mel-O has left the building.
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