Treachery Revealed
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Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Hello again from the XXth Winter Olympics in Torino, Italy.
Baby Amanda:
Home of fine chocolates, exquisite cuisine,
Baby Bill:
And very friendly people! Everyone we've met has had a great sense
of humor.
Baby Amanda:
However, apparently NBC's lead host for the Winter Games, Bob Costas,
has NO Italian heritage --
Baby Bill:
i.e, NO sense of humor.
Baby Amanda:
What we -- and all the other Olympic athletes viewed as good clean fun
--
Baby Bill:
Bob took as a personal attack.
Baby Amanda:
Yeah, he totally went off the deep end when someone e-mailed him a copy
of our little Top 10 List.
Baby Bill:
We've always been BIG fans of David Letterman and we thought Bob Costas
was, too.
Baby Amanda:
We've learned that our completely innocent --
Baby Bill:
and very humorous --
Baby Amanda: Top
10 List is why Bob blocked our appearance in the Opening Ceremonies on
TV and hacked our Internet connection.
Baby Bill:
We managed to get the Opening Ceremony footage to the CEO before the black
out.
Baby Amanda:
And we have some great -- and courageous -- friends who are helping us
send additional photos and information.
Baby Bill:
So we hope to have much more to share with you soon.
Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Right now we want to share with you the "list" that caused such a furor
from Bob -- but made us instant hits with the athletes and paparazzi.
Top 10 Reasons NBC Should Hire Us to Replace Bob Costas
10. Bob thinks a Double Axel is used in the logging
competition.
9. Bob doesn't drink Coca Cola --
proud sponsor of the XXth
Winter Olympic Games.





8. We've never tried to milk a Salchow.
7. Bob has never ridden in a Triple Crown Race.

6. Bob worries that the "Death Spiral" refers
to his career.
5. We've never insulted Henri Mancini.
4. We're cuter.
3. We're Skeleton experts.


2. We've never been arrested.
Oops! Scratch that.

And the Number 1 Reason NBC Should Hire Us to Replace Bob Costas

1. Lutz, Flutz, Clutz. . . You do the math!
Baby Amanda & Baby Bill:
Now
that we have the lines of communication open with the CEO again, we will
be sharing lots more Olympic fun with you very soon.
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